Top ten worst sex scenes in modern literature

One title on the Telegraph's list of the ten worst sex scenes in modern literature:

I Am Charlotte Simmons, by Tom Wolfe (2004)

“Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns.”

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I Am Charlotte Simmons is on Panayiota Kuvetakis's list of ten of the best wild parties in literature.

--Marshal Zeringue