Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, by Seth Grahame-SmithRead about the other entries on the list.
Never judge a book by its subpar movie adaptation. The untold story of our 16th president (and his monolithic badassery) is popcorn-munching, engrossing fun. It inspired in me a desire for an entire U.S. presidents series, or at least a tag-team effort from Grahame-Smith and Doris Kearns Goodwin to recast Team of Rivals.
--Marshal Zeringue